The elephant show was interesting too
Volunteering to take part in these shows always provides a rewarding experience. Getting an elephant foot massage was fun, and surprisingly, the elephants foot was softer than i would have imagined.....
Then I found a great reason never to volunteer..."Roll over," they said, and once I did, they stuffed a couple of bananas up my shorts....
And then I was groped by a hungry elephant looking for bananas up my shorts.....
Now there's a trunk shaped elephant snot mark in an embarassing place on my shorts....
The elephant show was interesting too
Volunteering to take part in these shows always provides a rewarding experience. Getting an elephant foot massage was fun, and surprisingly, the elephants foot was softer than i would have imagined.....
Then I found a great reason never to volunteer..."Roll over," they said, and once I did, they stuffed a couple of bananas up my shorts....
And then I was groped by a hungry elephant looking for bananas up my shorts.....
Now there's a trunk shaped elephant snot mark in an embarassing place on my shorts....
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